High Sticking

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Did you hear about the newscaster in Cleveland who stripped nude for a story? I'm just praying Ted Koppell doesn't get any ideas.

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A hockey player in West Virginia was suspended for dropping his pants. I guess they got him for high sticking.

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An armor-plated, supposedly theft-proof Mercedes Benz belonging to the company's CEO was broken into by thieves. Watch for their new ad campaign: "Mercedes Benz. We feel your pain."

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A man stabbed several of his relatives because they criticized his table manners during Thanksgiving dinner. I guess he thought the holiday was all about giving shanks.

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The newly reopened FAO Schwarz toy store in New York is selling miniature luxury $50,000 Ferraris and $30,000 Hummers. And that's without the optional Corinthian leather juice box holder and gold-plated Ritalin dispenser.

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In Holland, homeless people are receiving free winter coats, as long as they're willing to have advertising displayed on them. Ben and Jerry's was the first to sign up; probably to promote their new flavors: Chocolate Bark-a Parka; Almond Joy Corduroy and Anorak CrackerJack.