Art Bras

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An F-16 fighter plane shot 25 rounds of ammunition into a New Jersey public school on Wednesday night. Casualties include eighteen frogs, three lab rats, and Corky the salamander, who is missing in action.

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On the Left Coast, a supposed golf tournament turned out to be an excuse for men to hook up with hookers in tents on the green. I guess that's what they mean by "the California Open."

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In Arkansas, a man escaped from jail twice in the same week. Is this what is meant by "revolving-door justice?"

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A woman cut off her boyfriend's penis and got rid of it. She won't say where. I'm guessing eBay.

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A man tried to rob a bank that was still being built. He had a gun, which was said to be loaded with six handkerchiefs labeled "Bang."

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A tanker truck spilled 45,000 pounds of liquid chocolate on a highway, which then hardened. Watch for Mars' new promotion: M&M's –now with gravel!
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In North Dakota, women are decorating bras and displaying them at an art center. The D cups have their own wing.