Paul Newman and Robert Redford may team up for a third movie. Possible titles?:
- The Funeral Crashers
- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Septuagenarian
- All the Gerontologist's Men
- The Way We Were
- The 80-Year Old Virgin
Slovenly druggie Chris Farley just got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Why don't they just call it the Walk of Infamy?
A Budapest mayor wants female staffers to wear miniskirts only if they have "completely perfect legs." What a completely perfect ass.
Zookeepers in China are trying to convince a chimpanzee to stop smoking. Maybe they can get him into a support group with Joe Camel.