Saturday, August 13, 2005

A Riot of the Senses

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In a Hong Kong eating contest, a man swallowed 83 dumplings in 8 minutes. Oddly enough, 10 minutes later, he was hungry again.

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A bigamist was outed when his three wives all showed up at the same time to visit him in the hospital. He's in for a triple bypass, when he's discharged, it'll be for a triple divorce.

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The rector at St. Patrick's Cathedral resigned over allegations that he's been conducting an affair with his female assistant. Suggested headline: "Rector's Erection Wrecks Rectory."

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As part of an anti-smoking program, scent strips reeking of tobacco are being inserted into fashion magazines, just like the promos that run in perfume ads. Cigarettes and fragrance – hmmm—imagine the spin:


  • Kool Water


  • True Love


  • Old Gold and White Diamonds


  • More Beautiful


  • Nicotine Obsession


  • Chesterfield of Flowers


  • Poison

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