A doctor sold answers to a board certification exam on eBay. He's described as a rectal specialist – no surprise there.
A new restaurant chain will provide video games at every booth. What might they call it?:
- Grand Theft Automat
- Xbox Lunch
- Dragon Questerant
And on the menu...:
- Mortal Kombat-ter-dipped Chicken
- Super Mariomelette
- Madden NFLbow macaroni
- Wheel of Fortune Cookies
A New Yorker has made it his mission to hit 1,000 bars in a year and— surprise—he's started a blog to chronicle his journey. I guess you could call him a "Coors-pondent."