Monday, May 30, 2005

Eat, Drink, and Be Nutty - 2

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A doctor sold answers to a board certification exam on eBay. He's described as a rectal specialist – no surprise there.

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A new restaurant chain will provide video games at every booth. What might they call it?:


  • Grand Theft Automat

  • Xbox Lunch

  • Dragon Questerant


And on the menu...:


  • Mortal Kombat-ter-dipped Chicken

  • Super Mariomelette

  • Madden NFLbow macaroni

  • Halo-Mein

  • Wheel of Fortune Cookies

  • Nintendoughnuts

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A New Yorker has made it his mission to hit 1,000 bars in a year and— surprise—he's started a blog to chronicle his journey. I guess you could call him a "Coors-pondent."

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