A woman arrested for driving drunk said she downed three glasses of Listerine. Is Listerine the new Grey Goose? How 'bout:
- Listerine and milk, otherwise known as "Baby's Breath."
- Listerine and Scope, or "Crème de Menthol"
- Orange juice and Listerine, as in "Bartender, I'll have a "Tangerine."
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They say 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss. Maybe that loser you're dating really is the scum of the earth. Bring on the Listerine!
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Did you hear about the guy who's selling ad space on his body, in the form of tattoos? I wouldn't be surprised if the Burger King logo, "Have it Your Way" winds up on his privates.
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Dutch authorities are allowing a bank robber to claim the cost of the gun used during stickups as a legitimate business expense for tax purposes. What's next? Listing his mask as a clothing allowance?
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Ringo Starr has teamed up with Stan Lee to star as an animated superhero with a secret power. Must be the ability to resurrect his career in a single bound.
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A woman in Brazil gave birth to a 16-pound baby. Instead of formula, they're feeding him Slim-Fast.
hahaha that's terrific... i'm a random new viewer, i was looking up some stuff online about scope, wondering if it could get you drunk as i seem to be fixed on the stuff... anyhow, you're a clever bastard and i thought you should know.
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