Tuesday, May 17, 2005

The Lively Arts

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A truck driver stole a painting worth $1.5 million. He was caught on videotape AND he left behind a copy of his driver's license. When nabbed, he claimed he didn't know what was in the container, even though it was clearly labeled, "PAINTING." Now, he's in a big building clearly labeled "JAIL."

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Saddam Hussein is writing his memoirs. Wonder if he'll "dictate" them. Possible titles?:

  • All My Sons are Terrorists

  • The Five People You Meet in Prison

  • Say "Aaaahh"

  • The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Mass Murderers

  • Oh, the Places I've Bombed!

  • Tuesdays With Qusay

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