A truck driver stole a painting worth $1.5 million. He was caught on videotape AND he left behind a copy of his driver's license. When nabbed, he claimed he didn't know what was in the container, even though it was clearly labeled, "PAINTING." Now, he's in a big building clearly labeled "JAIL."
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Saddam Hussein is writing his memoirs. Wonder if he'll "dictate" them. Possible titles?:
- All My Sons are Terrorists
- The Five People You Meet in Prison
- Say "Aaaahh"
- The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Mass Murderers
- Oh, the Places I've Bombed!
- Tuesdays With Qusay
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