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There's a proposal afoot to sell advertising space on pro basketballers' uniforms. What kind of Jazz is that? There aren't enough Hawks on the court already? Someone should have Piston this idea from the get-go. It's sure to stir up a Hornet's nest. Commissioner David Stern will take the Heat for this. I don't know about you, but I think the idea is total Bulls-hit.
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A couple married on top of Mount Everest. Their vows included a promise to "love, honor, and resuscitate."
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McDonald's is now featuring a fit, athletic Ronald McDonald in its ads. He's probably eating at Subway.
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In Japan, house cats peed on their owner's fax machine, which shorted out and set the house on fire. Poor pussies; you're in trouble now. (Get it?)
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In Nigeria, police arrested a cow who killed one man and injured several others. The cow probably will be tried in moot court.
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Madonna is planning a Kaballah-themed hotel in London. Possible name: Ka-Bally's.
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