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It seems that women are worse map-readers than men. Well, at least women are willing to look at a map.
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A former judge is in trouble for pleasuring himself on the bench. I guess he took the instruction, "all rise" too literally.
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A guy robbed a Domino's deliverywoman and then had the nerve to call her for a hook-up. What's worse, he asked her, "if you don't deliver in 30 minutes, is my pizza free?"
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A woman gave crack cocaine to her 4-year old son to calm him down. And then she lit him a joint so he would eat all the leftovers in the fridge.
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They say a drink a day can stave off mental decline. Now, where did I put that corkscrew?
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