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A pregnant woman who couldn't make it to the hospital gave birth outside a McDonald's. A helpful cashier queried, "You want fries with that?"
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A couple who met on the Internet named their baby boy "Yahoo." That will probably be number one on this year's list of most popular baby names, followed by Brad, Nicollette, Apple, Snapple, iPod, Google, Blog, Malaria and Bextra.
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The proud mother said, "we named him Lucian Yahoo after my father and the 'Net, the main beacon of my life." Lucian? 'Net? They could have called him "Lunatic."
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