Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Sweets and Tarts

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The cake giant Hostess is producing a cookbook filled entirely with Twinkies recipes. If I were you, I'd steer clear of the Twinkies Cordon Bleu.

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A new sex survey concludes that 58 percent of British women fake orgasms, as do 19 percent of their men. I guess it's true that the only thing stiff about a Brit is his upper lip.

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A store in Indiana plans to sell 30 tons of jelly beans. Can a cookbook be far behind? If I were you, I'd steer clear of the Jelly Bean Salad.

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I just stumbled on a website that offers Brits the chance to host a dinner party with a celebrity guest. Wouldn't it be smashing if they served Twinkie's 'n mash and jelly bean trifle with a stiff drink?

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