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A couple in California broke into a shoe store and had sex in the display window. When they were interrupted, they ran. Cops were told to be on the lookout for a man sporting a 10 EEE.
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In Georgia, a woman returned from vacation to find that a stranger had moved into her home, ripped out the carpeting, and repainted. The moral?—in the words of the great Karl Malden, don't leave home.
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A woman smuggled pot to her jailed husband inside a Bible. I believe it was the Rick James version.
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Bullfighting is a sport in China now, but the bulls aren't killed – they're only taunted and pricked. Wrestling may come next, but the combatants are none too crazy about having to tickle their opponents into submission.
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