In London, they've come up with a code of conduct for Santa Claus:
- cannot wear red suit to Target store openings
- must comb the Weetabix crumbs out of one's beard before every appearance
- may not use elves for heavy lifting or construction of an in-ground pool
- must pleasure Mrs. Claus prior to departure on eve of December 24th
- must be vigilant about scooping up reindeer droppings
- must periodically check naughty/nice list; update accordingly
- December 26: dry-clean suit; give elves bonus; sort through cookie gifts and discard those with protruding nails
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They're certainly busy with important matters in London. Now they're looking for the ugliest vegetable, in a year-long competition. Does Camilla qualify?
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