Sunday, October 23, 2005

Get Smart

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In Australia, a man who lay dead in his car was given a parking ticket. And when they came to take him away, he was slapped with a moving violation.

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A Wal-Mart heiress returned her college diploma after being accused of cheating. She allegedly paid her roommate $20,000 to write her term papers, which apparently is the every-day low price for such transactions.

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A top ad executive was forced to resign after saying that women don't make it to the top of advertising because they're "crap" and further, that they are ''a group that will inevitably wimp out and go 'suckle something.''' His favorite pick-up line must be "Got Milk?"

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