Saturday, October 01, 2005

Here She Is, Miss 45879

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A bookmaker in Ireland has come under fire for an billboard depicting figures in DaVinci's The Last Supper as gamblers. In the same spirit, watch for Mona Lisa – the Ultimate Poker Face.

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The Danish Air Force will pay $5,000 to a professional Santa, one of whose reindeer was frightened to death by a fighter jet's roar. What's worse, the offending pilot now must emblazon the word "Naughty" on his epaulets.

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A prison in Peru held a beauty pageant. The winner of the talent competition swallowed 46 balloons of cocaine in 55 seconds while playing "Lady of Spain" on the accordion.

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Japan's Nissan Motors has developed an egg-shaped concept car that may revolutionize parking. They're calling it "Pivo." Couldn't they come up with a catchier name, like...


  • Embrio


  • Omeletta


  • Scrambelle


  • Meringue


  • Volvomelette

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