Saturday, April 23, 2005

Zoo Stories

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A zoo in South Africa wants its chimp to stop smoking. To that end, they've obtained a restraining order against Joe Camel.

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In Tel Aviv, zookeepers are feeding their animals matzoh for Passover. I wonder – will the parrot be asking the four questions during the seder?

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A Myanmar woman is breastfeeding tiger cubs who were rejected by their mother. The mandrill and the dingo are demanding equal time.

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