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The BBC requested an interview with Jamaican reggae singer Bob Marley – 24 years after he died. Who says the Beeb isn't on top of things? They're probably still waiting to hear back from Francisco Franco, Jimmy Hoffa, and Amelia Earhart.
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Heard about Burger King's new Enormous Omelet Sandwich, laden with a whopping 730 calories? When ordering one, you'll likely be asked, "You want a defibrillator with that?"
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An erotic festival in Manchester, England closed, due to lack of interest by men – though their women were game. Organizers said the disappointed ladies were "under the thumb" of their partners; a posture which now will be known as the "Manchester position."
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