Saturday, April 09, 2005

You Can't Eat Just One

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A woman accused of killing and cannibalizing her boyfriend has been freed. Presumably, fiancé frittatas and boyfriend fries are off the menu.

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Sesame Street's Cookie Monster is cutting back on tasty treats, advocating "A Cookie is a Sometimes Food," in a health pitch aimed at children. The Street's getting mean – Big Bird and Miss Piggy have taken to stashing their snacks in Oscar's garbage can.

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The woman who found a finger in her Wendy's chili has a history of lawsuits, including one against another restaurant. I mean, really – what can you expect when you order leg of lamb, an ear of corn and elbow macaroni?

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