Saturday, February 12, 2005

Booze, Sex, and Herring

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A flock of birds got drunk on berries and flew smack into the glass of an office building. It just goes to show, birds of a feather get crocked together.

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According to a survey by career publisher Vault, 58% of respondents have been involved with a co-worker; 23% of whom have done "it" in the restroom, elevator, or conference room. I'd stick a napkin underneath that meeting agenda, if I were you.

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A man was stabbed and five others were injured in a mob scene at a midnight store opening of a new Ikea in London. All this for furniture you have to put together yourself and matjesfiléer on knäckerbröd?

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An English bride-to-be has chosen her dog to be her bridesmaid. Well, at least the pooch can go wide when she tosses the bouquet.

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