Wednesday, February 09, 2005

The Body Eclectic

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A woman with two uteruses gave birth to twin boys two months apart. Actually, it worked out pretty well, because the younger one is already wearing his older brother's hand-me-downs.

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Sarah Jessica Parker is launching a new scent, as yet unnamed. I think they should call it "Overexposed."

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Former fur-wearer Dennis Rodman is appearing nude, bedecked only in tattoos, in new ads from PETA. I guess they've gone from intimidating fur-lovers to simply making them nauseous.

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A McDonald's patron was fined $600 for hurling an Egg McMuffin at a cashier. Lucky he didn't lob one of those 3-for-a-buck chocolate-chip cookies – he could have brained her.

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