Have you seen Chicks with Buscemeyes, in which actor Steve Buscemi’s careworn eyes are superimposed over those of otherwise hot women? What’s next?: Chicks with Gandolfinis? Chicks with Kinnears? Or, worse, Dudes with Deschanelbows?
How distressing: Hugh Hefner thinks his former fiancé might have had another lover. Didn’t she know he owns the patent on that shtick?
News Corp. execs are dropping like flies. Note to all high-school yearbook editors: GET BUSY!
I think that Rupert Murdoch should lay low for a while. Maybe he and the Mrs. can rent Whitey Bulger’s apartment, as it appears Whitey won’t be needing it for the next 150 years.
I just read that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are kaput. Who’s going to cut the holes in her dresses now?