Three fake Apple stores popped up in China. How might a customer know if she was in a fake Apple store? My guess:
* The logo has a worm crawling out of it.
* The store sells Ipeds and Ipuds.
* The only iTunes available are by Engelbert Humperdinck and Slim Whitman.
* Their salespeople are known as “baristas.”
* The Genius Bar serves apple martinis.
* The MacBook comes with fries.
* They also sell George Foreman Grills.