Thursday, July 21, 2011

Bad Apple

Three fake Apple stores popped up in China. How might a customer know if she was in a fake Apple store?  My guess:

*  The logo has a worm crawling out of it.

*  The store sells Ipeds and Ipuds.

*  The only iTunes available are by Engelbert Humperdinck and Slim Whitman.

*  Their salespeople are known as “baristas.”

*  The Genius Bar serves apple martinis.

*  The MacBook comes with fries.

*  They also sell George Foreman Grills.

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