Saturday, May 20, 2006

Chutzpah!

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Donald Trump wants a street in California named after him. And then he wants Earth renamed "Trumpsilvania."

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From The New York Post: "A German gang stole hundreds of high-end BMWs and Benzes piece by piece over six years as they posed as assembly-line workers." Authorities were tipped off by their incessant whistling of the theme from "The Great Escape."

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An Australian prankster tried to auction off New Zealand on eBay. The site canceled the transaction before Donald Trump had the chance to buy the country and rename it "Trumpghanistan."