Booze, Sex, and Herring

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A flock of birds got drunk on berries and flew smack into the glass of an office building. It just goes to show, birds of a feather get crocked together.

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According to a survey by career publisher Vault, 58% of respondents have been involved with a co-worker; 23% of whom have done "it" in the restroom, elevator, or conference room. I'd stick a napkin underneath that meeting agenda, if I were you.

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A man was stabbed and five others were injured in a mob scene at a midnight store opening of a new Ikea in London. All this for furniture you have to put together yourself and matjesfiléer on knäckerbröd?

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An English bride-to-be has chosen her dog to be her bridesmaid. Well, at least the pooch can go wide when she tosses the bouquet.

The Body Eclectic

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A woman with two uteruses gave birth to twin boys two months apart. Actually, it worked out pretty well, because the younger one is already wearing his older brother's hand-me-downs.

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Sarah Jessica Parker is launching a new scent, as yet unnamed. I think they should call it "Overexposed."

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Former fur-wearer Dennis Rodman is appearing nude, bedecked only in tattoos, in new ads from PETA. I guess they've gone from intimidating fur-lovers to simply making them nauseous.

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A McDonald's patron was fined $600 for hurling an Egg McMuffin at a cashier. Lucky he didn't lob one of those 3-for-a-buck chocolate-chip cookies – he could have brained her.