A sunken submarine yielded $180 million of cocaine. Well, blow me down. Funny it wasn't found on a junk. Or on an ocean line(r).
A Dunkin’ Donuts worker sold herself in the parking lot on her breaks. I wonder if she accepted gift cards.
In China, pickpockets are using chopsticks to relieve citizens of their wallets. (see the YouTube video) Worse, they repeat their crimes a half-hour later.
In France, McDonald’s has added baguettes to the menu. Suggested catchphrases:
- Fast food you long for
- Long food you fast for
- Home of the foot-long hamburger
- Try a Long Mac today!
- We spit on your undersized American puny burgers