Size the Day – a manifesto on Daylight Savings Time
Per Goriot - the world according to Goriot
Our Ton – the story of an overweight child
How to Make an American Quit – don’t offer him a raise
Le More D'Arthur – the movie sequel
Sunday, August 07, 2011
Saturday, August 06, 2011
Who's on Fust?
Love this Twitter meme, about book titles with a letter missing. Here’s my take:
Without Fathers – Woody Allen’s take on single motherhood
The Big Seep – the Exxon Valdez story
Infinite Jet – The Richard Branson story
The Naked and the Dad – a man in mid-life crisis joins a nudist colony
The Lord of the Rigs – you know, one of those bearded behemoths from Ice Road Truckers.
A Payer for Owen Meany – John Irving’s tale of a sugar daddy.
On the Bach – Ringo’s marital memoir
IM – a young boy in India learns the art of text messaging.
The Potman Always Rings Twice – the tale of a persistant drug dealer.
Woking – Studs Terkel’s cookbook.
Schindler’s Lit – Oskar Schindler on a bender
The Wonderful Wizard of O – the Oprah Winfrey story.
The Bile – a bunch of ticked-off prophets vent their spleens
Fust – a tale of what happens when you deal with the devil.
Let Us Now Raise Famous Men – the Barbara Bush story
Mater & Commander – Mom and Dad for the S&M set.
The Dharma Bus – on the road with Jack Kerouac
Without Fathers – Woody Allen’s take on single motherhood
The Big Seep – the Exxon Valdez story
Infinite Jet – The Richard Branson story
The Naked and the Dad – a man in mid-life crisis joins a nudist colony
The Lord of the Rigs – you know, one of those bearded behemoths from Ice Road Truckers.
A Payer for Owen Meany – John Irving’s tale of a sugar daddy.
On the Bach – Ringo’s marital memoir
IM – a young boy in India learns the art of text messaging.
The Potman Always Rings Twice – the tale of a persistant drug dealer.
Woking – Studs Terkel’s cookbook.
Schindler’s Lit – Oskar Schindler on a bender
The Wonderful Wizard of O – the Oprah Winfrey story.
The Bile – a bunch of ticked-off prophets vent their spleens
Fust – a tale of what happens when you deal with the devil.
Let Us Now Raise Famous Men – the Barbara Bush story
Mater & Commander – Mom and Dad for the S&M set.
The Dharma Bus – on the road with Jack Kerouac
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
I'll Have What He's Having
At last, scientists have invented an invisibility cloak. Quick, throw it over Charlie Sheen.
A sunken submarine yielded $180 million of cocaine. Well, blow me down. Funny it wasn't found on a junk. Or on an ocean line(r).
A Dunkin’ Donuts worker sold herself in the parking lot on her breaks. I wonder if she accepted gift cards.
In China, pickpockets are using chopsticks to relieve citizens of their wallets. (see the YouTube video) Worse, they repeat their crimes a half-hour later.
In France, McDonald’s has added baguettes to the menu. Suggested catchphrases:
A sunken submarine yielded $180 million of cocaine. Well, blow me down. Funny it wasn't found on a junk. Or on an ocean line(r).
A Dunkin’ Donuts worker sold herself in the parking lot on her breaks. I wonder if she accepted gift cards.
In China, pickpockets are using chopsticks to relieve citizens of their wallets. (see the YouTube video) Worse, they repeat their crimes a half-hour later.
In France, McDonald’s has added baguettes to the menu. Suggested catchphrases:
- Fast food you long for
- Long food you fast for
- Home of the foot-long hamburger
- Try a Long Mac today!
- We spit on your undersized American puny burgers
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