Dieters are turning to hypnosis to help keep the pounds off. Think about it: not only will you crave healthy food like chicken, you'll also be able to cluck like one.
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In San Diego, a topless dancer stabbed a customer who refused a lap dance. She'll now be billed as the "psychotic exotic dancer."
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A woman in Germany burned her house down while trying to kill spiders with a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter. Wonder if she plants land mines to get rid of weeds.
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Some poor guy got fired because he ate two pieces of pizza left over after a company meeting. The infraction must be listed in the company handbook as "Get the gate. It's Domino's."
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An art student in Thailand creates edible bread sculptures that resemble human body parts. You haven't lived till you've tried:
- Peanut butter and jelly on a belly
- Bacon, lettuce and toe-mato on thigh
- Hand and swiss
- Head cheese
- Club-foot sandwich
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