Sunday, July 17, 2005

Miscellany

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Kentucky is eliminating its smiley face license plates, complete with the motto: "Kentucky: It's that friendly." Possible replacement: a set of false teeth and the phrase, "Kentucky: Bite Me."

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Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, is to receive her own coat of arms. Reportedly, it's a cheap cloth coat crossed with a tampon and a silly hat.

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Disneyland celebrates its 50th anniversary today. And, on schedule, Mickey received his first letter from AARP.

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