The Friendly Skies

An airport in Jacksonville, Florida provides a lactation station for nursing mothers.  I guess that’s what’s meant by a “milk run”.

Exploding hoverboards?  Really?  How’s this for an ad campaign: 
•    Stop-Drop-and-ROLL
•    Feel the Burn
•    Get Charged Up
•    Light a fire in your sole
•    Hotfoot it over here
•    It’s the batteries, stupid!

There may be a second portrait underneath the Mona Lisa, but there’s no truth to the rumor that it's signed by Banksy.

A kid named Bud Weisser was arrested for trespassing at the Budweiser brewery in St. Louis.  Let that be a warning to you, Clyde S. Dale.

Tea Party!

To pick up where I left off four years ago,

A man in Utah found three ounces of marijuana in a can of supermarket iced tea.  Kind of redefines the meaning of the word, "teapot."

The Toys 'R' Us store in Times Square is closing at the end of the month.  Who needs toy Elmos and Spidermen when life-sized versions are right outside?

I see that scientists have developed a substance that is harder than a diamond. What are they calling it - ciabatta?