Monday, September 28, 2009

Looking for a Something in a '69 Tenderloin?

I don't know if this strikes you funny, but today I noticed the following ad on the MSN.com home page: "Omaha Steaks clearance sale." What might that entail? A '69 Tenderloin; only one owner? A six-pack of burgers, gently used? I'm beginning to wonder what the term "aged beef" really means.

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A man is suing Bank of America for $1.7 Billion Trillion. Gosh, that's almost their entire TARP allotment.

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In New York, a Mexican food cart won the coveted Vendy award for the best street food. "Schnitzel and Things" was named Rookie of the Year. Next year, I'm pulling for "Truckin' with Turducken."