Sunday, March 26, 2006

Caveat Emptor

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A Picasso bought at Costco may be a forgery. Worse, the Rice Krispies in Aisle 79 are said to be devoid of krackle.

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A new book is coming out by Johnny Cash's first wife. Likely title: Cashin' In.

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California vintners are pitching wine to men. I can see it now: Manischewitz and a Manwich – the nosh of champions.